Road Rage

 Road Rage

In her Passat

with her daughter

on a day quite hot

we where driving down Slaughter

then we stopped at a green light

Mom opened her mouth for a fight

She shouted, "Are you picking your nose,"

with flames bursting from her ears,

"Are you off in a dose?"

I was embarrassed from all these jeers

I hope nobody sees!

Oh, get me out of here please!

Floor it ! Come on!

She yelled like a maniac

before she noticed I was gone in my thoughts

thinking about giving her fowl mouth a wack

so now you know when its traffic time

not all the things Mom does are sublime. 

BOP!

To all you moms out there that screech at the old Chinese grandma that's picking her nose while her car sits at a green light 

-Alex Brown